Orange Is The New Paleo

Orange Is The New Paleo MAIN PICWe’re having a party! One of my most favorite shows, Orange Is The New Black, is back on Netflix tomorrow and in honor of reuniting with Piper, Taystee, Crazy Eyes and the rest of the Litchfield inmates I put together an orange Paleo feast for your binging pleasure. You may feel guilty about watching 13 straight hours of TV on the interwebs, but you won’t feel any regret from these snacks.

Why Paleo? It’s how I’ve been eating these last few weeks as part of a new experiment with my rheumatoid arthritis… more on that coming soon. Now to the recipes!

First, preheat the oven for some baked sweet potato fries.

When you flip them halfway through (after about 20 minutes), toss the carrots in to roast and get your yogurt dip ready.

Last but not least cut up some more carrots, some mango and juice some lemons for a delicious mango carrot lemonade.

Once you’re done eating, break out the nail polish for an on-theme mani. No party is complete without one. Here are 5 OITNB-tastic picks:

  • Chanel: LA Sunset
  • Chanel: Orange Fizz
  • Givenchy: Mandarine Bolero
  • Essie: Roarrrrange
  • Nars: Ethno Run Left

Happy binging! (And please, no spoilers.)

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